I have not worn glasses since I was 14.  Contacts only.  Contacts changed my LIFE.  I literally went from Dawn Weiner to Veronica Sawyer in one day.  I went from being tortured to chatted up.  I swore I’d never wear the damn things again.  Due to some new health problems, my eyes are bothering me.  So, here you go.  I actually put on a red power suit and put my hair up and, well, it’s scary.

 

 

You betcha.

You betcha.

 

Mary Poppins is judging your ass.

Mary Poppins is judging your ass.

 

Mavericks don't clean their houses, yo.

Mavericks nurse their toddlers. And don't clean their houses. Word.